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Post by SeriousDriver on Jul 9, 2002 14:02:22 GMT -5
Friends,
Many of your fellow P-Car owners need your help to fight a serious disease. The medical name is Humoron Nogotsit. In lay terms, it is "no sense of humor". This affliction has plagued many internet boards and can always be seen on Funcars. With some of the newer members here (SS, FixedWing, et al) we are seeing a dangerous spreading of the disease. Help us stop the spread and help cure SS & our other new members.
Send you donation - cash only via email to:
SeriousDriver NoHumor Telethon
c/o Any SD email address you want.
(Please do not use Hotmail or Yahoo, as they are not real email. Use any one of the thousands of other free, non-tracable email addresses that are valid on Funcars.)
Dig deep, put that cash in your computer cup holder and email to SD. Together we can stop this affliction.
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Post by The Pope on Jul 9, 2002 14:20:15 GMT -5
SD,
I know all about this new information super highway disease. Although, it may be old (since Al Gore invented the Internet a very long time ago), I first saw it when the Rennlist boards were started by JD. A good many regulars from Funcars invaded the Rennlist boards and spread the disease. I guess this disease is much like those viruses being spread via email. My cash is on its way to you via a non-throwaway address.
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Post by SeriousDriver on Jul 9, 2002 14:54:40 GMT -5
SD, I know all about this new information super highway disease. Although, it may be old (since Al Gore invented the Internet a very long time ago), I first saw it when the Rennlist boards were started by JD. A good many regulars from Funcars invaded the Rennlist boards and spread the disease. I guess this disease is much like those viruses being spread via email. My cash is on its way to you via a non-throwaway address. We are well on our way. The Pope just sent 50 crisp new $100 bills AND he pledged some of those excess gold candlesticks sitting around his place as soon as he figures out how to get them into the cupholder on his PC. Let's dig deep and cure this thing. |
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Post by E. J. on Jul 9, 2002 15:08:15 GMT -5
Hey SD, I too have seen the symptoms worsening over the past couple of years.
But since I am just a school bus driver, I can olny afford a few $10s. The cupholder took them without problem.
E. J.
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Post by SeriousDriver on Jul 9, 2002 18:42:30 GMT -5
Hey SD, I too have seen the symptoms worsening over the past couple of years. But since I am just a school bus driver, I can olny afford a few $10s. The cupholder took them without problem. E. J. It is all appeciated and the money keeps rolling in. I have great news, with the donations so far, we are able to make a critical purchase: HaHaHaHa - We bought this one for FixedWing HaHaHa - And this is for SeriouslyStupid (not enough $ for the extra Ha) Now this is just a start and is not a cure so keep those donations coming in. And a special thanks to little SallyMay of Backwater, Fla. She sent us $2.34 in pennies. |
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Post by FixedWing on Jul 9, 2002 23:54:01 GMT -5
I would like to thank everyone for being so thoughful and kind. I was diagnosed with Humoron Nogotsit by my shrink many years ago and we have been working on this with great success. However, there is a funding problem. My insurance benefits are running out and my shrink needs to be paid. This is why the timing on your new program is so fantastic!
Please credit to my PayPal account.
S.
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Post by SeriousDriver on Jul 10, 2002 10:13:39 GMT -5
Just as we were doing so well in our efforts to fund the fight against this affliction, I have some sad news. There is a rare, but far more serious variant of the disease and it has reared it's ugly head in one of our brothers at Funcars.
Humoron Nogotsit Dementia - Not only does the victim lack any sense of humor, they don't know it. The classic presentation is pathetic attempts at humor. Rob of Houton TX has been struck with this debilitating disease and is making an ass out of himself.
You can help in two ways. We need more money to fight this thing so get out your wallets. The other way you can help is by offering a bit of your time to provide Rob with some much needed humor coaching over on Funcars.
There is hope, but it needs your help.
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Post by FixedWing on Jul 10, 2002 12:27:17 GMT -5
Just as we were doing so well in our efforts to fund the fight against this affliction, I have some sad news.... So does this mean I don't get the money?  S. |
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Post by SeriousDriver on Jul 10, 2002 15:22:52 GMT -5
So does this mean I don't get the money? S. You got an extra "Ha" and we are trying to get you more and some money. Just post your name, address, credit card numbers and bank account numbers and I am sure people will make some direct deposits for you. |
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Post by FixedWing on Jul 10, 2002 16:33:31 GMT -5
You got an extra "Ha" and we are trying to get you more and some money. Just post your name, address, credit card numbers and bank account numbers and I am sure people will make some direct deposits for you. PayPal. lists@indocap.com. Any amount large or small will be appreciated. My shrink isn't picky, just five times devorced and therefore desperately poor. Guess that's just the cost of deeper understanding.  S. S. |
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Post by E. J. on Jul 11, 2002 8:23:58 GMT -5
My shrink isn't picky, just five times devorced and therefore desperately poor. Guess that's just the cost of deeper understanding. While I agree that you need an elixer to help with your bad case of Humoron Nogotsit, I think the recent ceramic brake upgrade to your 996TT will prove the latter half of your statement a little suspect. |
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Post by FixedWing on Jul 12, 2002 4:25:08 GMT -5
I think the recent ceramic brake upgrade to your 996TT will prove the latter half of your statement a little suspect. I must confess. I have been a bad boy. My mother gave me my shrink money but I spent it on brakes instead. I just couldn't resist those shiny yellow callipers. They were calling to me sweetly. Now I don't know what I shall do! S. |
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